The Clock is Ticking

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So, this morning, since I'm up, I'm trying to find something that isn't an infomercial or the news on TV. The only thing I've landed on the Ashlee Simpson show. She's Christmas shopping, I think. One of her pals just called the Beverly Hills police because some people, who might be photographers are following them around time.

Wow, that's gotta be tough. Getting followed around by photographers. Having to call the cops so you can shop in peace. I called the cops last night 'cuz the drunk guy downstairs got into a fight on his porch with his drunk girl at 2 a.m. They didn't wake me up. It was Wonder Dog having a fit about them fighting outside the bedroom window. So, I called the cops. Apparently, I was the 3rd call.

When the cops got here, the guy was yelling at my window to shut the dog up. The cops walked up and he says "I'm glad you're here. Can you ask that bitch to shut her dog up? He does this every night and wakes us all up." The cop says, "Sure, I'll talk to her, but you should know that we had 4 calls from this complex about noise in the last 20 minutes. None of them mentioned a dog barking, but all of them mentioned you." Teehee!