If I could be a....(a MeMe)

Stole this from a post over at A True Jersey Girl.

What follows is a list of different occupations. You must select at least five of them. You may add more if you like to your list before you pass it on (after you select five of the items as it was passed to you). Of the five you selected, you are to finish each phrase with what you would do as a member of that profession. Then pass it on to three other bloggers.

Here's that list:

If I could be a scientist... If I could be a farmer...
If I could be a musician... If I could be a doctor...
If I could be a painter... If I could be a gardener...
If I could be a missionary... If I could be a chef...
If I could be an architect... If I could be a linguist...
If I could be a psychologist... If I could be a librarian...
If I could be an athlete... If I could be a lawyer...
If I could be an innkeeper... If I could be a professor...
If I could be a writer... If I could be a backup dancer...
If I could be a llama-rider... If I could be a bonnie pirate...
If I could be a midget stripper... If I could be a proctologist...
If I could be a TV-Chat Show host... If I could be an actor...
If I could be a judge... If I could be a Jedi...
If I could be a mob boss... If I could be a backup singer …
If I could be a CEO... If I could be a movie reviewer …
If I could be a candy striper... If I could taste test chocolate...

Now, If I could be a chef...I'd likely weigh more than I do now and be even more irate about it. But dammit, I'd eat well. I'd also need a bigger, better kitchen, for all my stuff.

If I could be a lawyer... I'd study education law and be on the side of schools when they've got ridiculous teachers trying to sue for breach of contract when the teacher provided a fabulous performance of a classicly awful teacher. And I'd tell them that.

If I could be a Jedi... I'd use my powers of persuasion to get that really hot, really wonderful guy to fall in love with me.

If I could be a movie reviewer... I'd also critique the trailers at the start--some of those are awful! No holds barred, you're movie's apparently shit if this the best you could do to advertise it.

If I could be a librarian... Okay, so I'm cheating. I am a librarian, but I'm the best damn looking one you'll ever meet.

So, now, I'll pass the torch to...Ribalding. His answers will be far more...naughty...then mine today, I'm sure.

And to Glod. The answers should be interesting.

And no one else..it's my blog, I can break the rules if I want to.
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6 Response to "If I could be a....(a MeMe)"

  1. Rudicus says:
    May 3, 2005, 8:52:00 AM

    Even though you only passed to two, I may steal it and pass it on.

  2. jayne says:
    May 3, 2005, 10:17:00 PM

    Feel free...I've no problem with that in the least.

    Love the Curious George avatar.

  3. Raehan says:
    May 3, 2005, 10:48:00 PM

    You're a libriaan? I'm entering an archval studies program in the fall.

    That will be two things we have in common. We both hurt our feet when they fell asleep.

    Thanks for stopping by.

  4. Glod says:
    May 4, 2005, 2:27:00 AM

    I will do this. Possibly today. Honest.

  5. jayne says:
    May 11, 2005, 11:53:00 AM

    Today, Glod? Methinks you must have a different schedule than I do--I think that was a week ago.

  6. Ribalding says:
    May 16, 2005, 2:36:00 PM

    If I could be a scientist...I'd be riding the coat-tails of nanotechnology into the sunset.

    If I could be a farmer...I'd be hot and miserable. Jeffersonian ideals be damned.

    If I could be a musician...I'd be poor but happy.

    If I could be a painter...I'd paint the same thing every day for the rest of my life. By the time I finished, she'd look as radiant as I know her to be.

    If I could be a missionary...my mission would be reversing the shame the church has reaped on us for 2,000 years. The fact is God loves us, and His truest wish is for us to love each other as we have been loved before. Everything else is dogma.

    If I could be a psychologist...my patients would leave battered but whole.
    R.

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